Bad Dates – One Night Stand and More

Bad date - One night stand

One Night Stand

I met Phillip at a golf tournament and he picked me up that very night for some dinner. We hit it off so well that I knew I’d be sleeping with him by night’s end. Well, I was right.

We were in his car, parked at a mountain and we started kissing furiously. Our passion was incredible and we had chemistry like none I had ever experienced.

He started making his way down my body and luckily I was wearing a skirt, so I just spread my legs open. He started to lick me for a few seconds, then stopped abruptly.

I asked what was wrong, and he raised his head up from my skirt and said “Your vagina needs a tic-tac.”

I started cracking up and we called it a night. We are still together though.

Ranya, San Francisco

My Small Penis

When I took Sheila out for our first date, it was so obvious that we would end up in bed together. She was oozing sex from every pore and I wanted to tap that ass like nobody’s business.

When we finally rushed our way through dinner, she recommended that we head to a bar near her house so we can loosen up and then walk to her place.

After about 3 drinks, we decided that we just couldn’t take it anymore and had to have each other. We rushed to her place and began undressing each other.

When I finally took off my boxer briefs, she blurted out, “Wow, that is one small penis.”

I was hard. It wasn’t good. I lost my erection. I left.

Carl, Toronto

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