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How romantic comedies destroy relationships #4
No one gets gas
As I mentioned in my intro, rarely will you find a romantic comedy that has one part of the couple sitting on a toilet because they ate too much orange beef.
And you know why no one gets gas or has to do number two in romantic comedies? Because even when they head out to restaurants, no one really eats.
The reality: Sometimes, we walk off into the corner of the living room under the guise that we want to look out the window, but what we’re really doing is letting one go, quietly. Hopefully, it isn’t an SBD.
How romantic comedies destroy relationships #5
No one has to clean up the mess
Whether they have a food fight followed by sex or a water fight followed by sex, at the end of the day, the house just magically cleans itself up.
In the beginning of a relationship, when the sex just can’t come enough times, I understand the desire to want to get messy and just throw everything off the kitchen table and risk stepping on a sharp piece of glass to get your rocks off.
But as time goes on in a relationship, if one person throws everything off the table to have sex, someone is thinking, “oh, they better clean that sh*t up afterwards.
The reality: Even if kinky sex that includes breaking the valuables is part of your sexual repertoire, the unsexy part of cleaning it up is still there when all is said and come. (Purposeful typo, enjoy)
Romantic comedies destroy relationships
So do you agree that romantic comedies have no place in our lives because they set completely unrealistic standards?
Let me know what you’re thinking in the comments below. Oh, and if you love romantic comedies, make sure to sugar coat what you’re about to say. And if you don’t because you’re single, head over to Mate1.com to find someone.
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This is why they are MOVIES….anyone who destroys their relationship over a movie is not in reality anyway…they are meant to get us in a romantic mood and hopefully get our boyfriends to see romance and passion are never just movie clips. I’ve seen romantic comedies where the women fart…in Sex and the City one episode where Carrie was in bed with Mr Big one morning farted in bed with him and she was mortified, he laughed in the scene and it was refreshing to see Carrie was human and Big loved it…they go out to dinner and eat all of the time in several films I’ve seen. Of course we don’t kiss when we first wake up until we brush our teeth as we all do anyway so if the movies are affecting your love life…maybe you need to get one or maybe you really don’t have a real love life anyway…think about it. So silly now.
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I totally agree with Naya. My wife is a huge fan of romantic comedies, and she has IMHO totally unrealistic standards now…
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