Man Arrested For Sex With Dolls

Man arrested for having sex with blowup dolls

File this one under “what the hell was he thinking?!?” Police in Northern Australia arrested a man who was accused of breaking into an adult sex shop and having sex with blow-up dolls. And the man is only 23 years old. Wow, this is a sad state of affairs.

It seems that the 23-year-old preferred having sex with a particular doll named Jungle Jane, and he used to give it to her good. At least that’s what the doll said.

The man allegedly broke into the store on numerous occasions and had sex with the doll. But he was polite and courteous enough to always clean up afterwards. Unfortunately, the store was losing boatloads of… money, as the gentleman kept disposing of the bodies in an alleyway behind the store.

Apparently, the 23-year-old wasn’t even having sex with the dolls inside the store; no. He would take them outside into the alleyway, blow them up (hence the blowup doll term), have sex with them, and leave them in the alley. How could he be so heartless?

The blow ‘em up, bang ‘em and leave ‘em heartbreaker has been charged with 4 counts of breaking and entering (entering… get it?), and DNA samples have been collected from one of the dolls.

The fact that they’re using DNA evidence to prove it was him goes to show that the police in Northern Australia have way too much time on their hands. Sounds like someone else needs a blowup doll, if you ask

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