Sex Toy Alert – Vampire Fleshlight

Sex toy alert - Vampire Fleshlight

Just in time for Halloween and going with the vampire craze that has been upon us since Twilight hit theaters, now you can get oral sex from your very own vampire… in a can.

The Fleshlight, a highly popular contraption that mimics the feeling of oral sex – or fellatio, if you will – for men (and even sex, so I hear), introduces Succu Dry, a can that has the teeth of a vampire and will, you guessed it, suck you dry (insert Dracula laugh track here).

If you ask me, that looks like a man’s mouth. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

So whether you want it as a gag gift, *cough* bullsh^t *cough* or you are truly interested in oral sex from a fake vampire mouth, don’t let this Halloween pass you by without a little help from the $44 Succu Dry (again, cue the Dracula laugh track).

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