German Men Are Worst Lovers

German men are worst lovers

A poll of 15,000 women has revealed that the worst lovers are Germans because they stink. No, literally, they smell real bad.

The poll, carried out by research site OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons why.

Coming in at a close second are the men from England because, simply put, they are “too lazy.” Swedish men rounded off the top 3 because they were too quick, minute men, if you will.

Here are the top 10 world’s worst lovers and why:

1. Germany – they stink
2. England – too lazy
3. Sweden – finished in 30 seconds
4. Holland – too rough
5. America – again, too rough
6. Greece – too romantic and lovey-dovey
7. Wales – too self-serving
8. Scotland – screamers
9. Turkey – too sweaty, which is fitting considering their spas.
10. Russia – hairy bastards

As for the best lovers, Spanish men topped off the list, followed by Brazil and, not surprisingly, Italy.

The top 10 world’s best lovers are:

1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada

I guess that guys just can’t win, they’re either too rough, too gentle, too fast, too selfish or too damn loud. Looks like this kind of list won’t likely be made for women, considering men are just so happy to get laid, they don’t care what she’s doing in bed.

Read more at Telegraph.co.uk