Introducing Spray On Condoms

Spray on condom

For those men who aren’t the average 5.5 inches, there is a new machine in town that offers up spray on condoms. German condom expert Jan Vinzenz Krause has developed a spray-on condom. Oh, those wacky Germans. First, they stink, then the women have humongous breasts, and now this.

The spray on condom device consists of a chamber that you insert your penis into. Your penis then gets covered with liquid latex. Once it dries, you are ready to go. The entire process takes about 25 seconds, although Jan Vinzenz Krause is working on getting it down to 10.

And once you’re done, you just roll it off like you would a regular old condom.

Although it’s considered better because it is a custom fit, the problem I see is that there is no extra tip on the end for the semen when all is said and done.

Also, what if said guy loses his erection while the spray process is happening? At least with a traditional condom, the girl could put it on his penis or at least continue stroking it till he gets the packet open.

Ooh, and what if some of his pubic hair gets caught in the liquid latex? That must feel like waxing when it comes off. Ouch.

The spray on condom has been in the works since 2006, and is almost ready to head to market. No word on how much it will cost or how likely men are to buy it.

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