What Lady Gaga really wants from men...
When interviewed by Australian reporter, Alison Stephenson, in May 2009, singer Lady Gaga was asked what she looks for in a potential boyfriend. “A big d*ck” she uttered, matter-of-factly.
“And what else?” asked the reporter.
“That’s it.”
Wow, Lady Gaga just came right out and admitted what most women would never admit in public; she bases her relationship on the size of a man’s penis and doesn’t care who knows about it. Of course, Lady Gaga went on to say that she’s not promiscuous, because one would automatically assume that a woman who is interested in sizable penises must be a big whore.
The rest of the interview is somewhat blasé, but the fact that it starts off so incredibly bluntly just makes you want to stick around for the rest of what Lady Gaga has to say, just in case she reveals her love of real dolls and eating fava beans off monkey behinds.
Lady Gaga isn’t sure if men are intimidated by her, but after that “big d*ck” comment, I’m guessing that anyone under 8 inches won’t be confident getting into bed with her.
She also mentions that she “makes love” to her music every day, which just made me bust out the violins and shed a heartfelt tear. Then I went back to the whole big d*ck thing and was mesmerized once again.
What else does Lady Gaga like to do? “Traveling the world and sleeping with really good-looking people.” I’m guessing she missed class when “promiscuous” was the word of the day.
Puh-puh-puh-poke her face…
Here’s the interview:
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Wow, you sound like a colossally judgmental prick. I would rather spend time with Lady Gaga that with yourselves.