Madonna Prefers Shoes Over Sex

Madonna wants Jimmy Choos, not sex

In what can only be called a bizarre turn of events, Madonna, who recently divorced Guy Ritchie and brought the much younger Jesus Luz to her bedroom, has announced that she prefers a sexy pair of Jimmy Choos over sex in general.

One has to wonder why the hell Madonna has had such a change of heart in the sex department, when only a few years ago she wanted to run naked though a rainstorm and make love in a train, cross country.

Madonna told Jimmy Choo that buying a pair of his shoes is more satisfying that having sex with a man. But I know what’s really going on hear. In exchange for letting Jimmy Choo use this quote (because as you know, Jennifer Lopez took over the Louboutin brand), Madonna can give the brand name recognition and will receive free shoes for life.

After all, Madonna’s entire career is based on sex and her saying that she prefers shoes over sex is like Tiger Woods saying he prefers a 9-iron over a New York waitress. It just doesn’t fly.

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