8 Reasons To Never Have Sex With Him Again

Reasons why you should never have sex with him again

In a moment of weakness, and immense sexual frustration, you met a nice-looking guy and, that very same night, you gave in to what you imagined would be an evening of phenomenal, mind-blowing sex.

And although it wasn’t awful, your man of the hour did a few things and had a few things that you thought were somewhat questionable. You’re wondering if you should bother taking him up on a second serving of strangers in the night, or if you should avoid his calls until he goes away.

If he committed any of the following sex sins, however, you should bid him good riddance and move on to more sexually acceptable men.

Never have sex with him reason #1

He spit on your vagina

There is a right way and a wrong way to lube your vagina – a loogie is the wrong way. If your spontaneous partner spits on your vagina or in his hand, and then rubs your clitoris, you should consider letting this Casanova go.

He could’ve made you suck his fingers, sucked his own fingers, or kissed you until you got wet, but no, he opted to go the porno route and gob onto your precious vagina in an effort to move things along.

Never have sex with him reason #2

He smacked your clitoris

In what he thought was a slick move that would leave you gushing with orgasms, he used his fingers to tap and smack your clitoris. As your hand began to slowly clench into a fist, he finally stopped and gave you a look of smug satisfaction, as though he had made an award-winning move that really gets the ladies.

He could’ve lightly tapped your clitoris or played with the outskirts of your vagina until it was throbbing and ready for some rubbing. I recommend you give him his 4% and those walking papers.

Never have sex with him reason #3

He slapped his penis on your vagina

In a trademark Ron Jeremy move, your boy decided that you’d think it was incredibly sexy if he beat your vagina with his penis before he penetrated you. So he held the base of his erect penis and pounded away at your vagina until it was virtually numb. Ooh, hot!

When you brought him home with you, this was not exactly the “Make a Wish” you had in mind. He eventually stopped and, although the penetration part was pretty good, you couldn’t shake the penis pummeling from your mind.

He could’ve avoided the “beating by penis” fiasco altogether and made you feel sexy rather than like a punching bag with a hole.

Never have sex with him reason #4

He insisted on not using a condom

He asked if you were on The Pill, and when you said you were, he thought that using a condom would be redundant. Of course, you insisted that he use a condom either way because it’s safer, although it took a few minutes of convincing and almost had you calling the whole freakin’ thing off.

You should never call him again because there’s a good chance that he’s been with some other very spontaneous women who may have agreed that condom use was only optional, and who were convinced that their super vaginas could deter AIDS anyway.

No sex, no matter how good, is worth paying for with your life.

Never have sex with him reason #5

He let go in 30 seconds

The foreplay left you feeling awesome, like you could do it all night long. Then, he put it in and, POOF! It was all over in a few seconds flat. You thought that this was a rare occurrence and gave him the benefit of the doubt.

Then, you did it again, and lo and behold, he came and went in another 30 seconds. It’s obvious he either has no penis control whatsoever or he has no consideration for your potential orgasm. It’s time to say ba-bye.

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